“It is said that despite its many glaring (and occasionally fatal) inaccuracies, the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy itself has outsold the Encyclopedia Galactica because it is slightly cheaper, and because it has the words ‘DON’T PANIC’ in large, friendly letters on the cover.”
Bitcoin is worth nothing. If I were Facebook or Twitter, I would single-handedly ban Bitcoin for the benefit of humankind. Sadly I can’t, so I had to write a long article instead.